Monday, February 25, 2008

Organic Eye Drops

Seeing that I really can't think of anything to write about right now, I'm going to write about the fact that I have nothing to write about. I really hate sitting here trying to think of something witty to write about. It's a real fucking buzz kill, Its kind like taking a leak in the boys bathroom and some freshmen with improper urinal etiquette stands directly next to you, and then you catch the little fucker gawking at your junk. Its happened to me a few times and I'd really like to bitch slap the little bastard(s). Or when you have 573 hours 29 minutes and 46 seconds worth of music on your computer and nothing to listen to. Shit like that just sucks ass. But something that really kills a buzz is getting hit in the testicles or balls, nads, family jewels, junk, and other names that I can't currently think of. That really sucks, its the worst feeling ever, well I guess maybe not blue balls is probably the worst feeling ever but thats a muchly different topic. Anyways getting hit in the balls, it hurts Its funny to watch someone get hit but its never funny to get hit there.

1 comment:

Boondock Saint said...

yo edd its all about the propper etiquette...i hate the lil assholes to...sometimes i think they are just gay so yea.. a bitchslap is in order for these lil assholes....
Alphabet of Manliness ftw?