Warriors, come out to play-i-ay.

Why in fucks name are they going to remake "The Warriors"? Someone should stop people from remaking movies, I'm getting pretty sick of seeing good movies get turned into gigantic piles of shit. The Warriors is a cult classic, meaning don't fucking mess with it. If this movie really comes out and it sucks, someone should get really fucking hurt. Its like the Halloween remake, it seem like it was going to be great. Rob Zombie made it sound like he was going to bring life to the Halloween series again, instead his vision of Halloween just sucked massive fucking balls. Rob Zombie should give up on making movies, especially after butchering one of my all time favorite movies, that stupid fuck. Planet of the Apes shouldn't of been remade, actually Tim Burton should never remake movies, look at Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, all though that movie was more true to the book, it just ate ass. The 2005 remake of "The Fog" defiantly wasn't needed. The original wasn't horrible, but the remake was. I don't see the need to remake Friday the 13th or A Nightmare On Elm Street, but for whatever reason they are both getting remade. I just hate seeing great movies remade because most of the time the remakes just kill it. The only remake I've seen that has actually made the movies better was the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, it just made the film series more believable and it was just better then the original, although the original was great. The Evil Dead is being remade or so I've read but I think it might actually be good seeing that its being written by Sam Raimi, the guy who wrote the original, he also directed it but decided because of stupid fucking Spiderman 4 (why the fuck is this movie being made?) that he doesn't want to direct it.

I don't want to grow old

I was thinking today about how much its going to suck to grow old. It's pretty much guaranteed that I get some sort of illness because both sides of my family has multiple things. So that's gonna fucking suck because I don't want Alzheimer's or Parkinson diseases, or some of the other shit like kidney problems and heart problems. Plus I'm not looking forward to getting all wrinkly and watching certain parts of my body sag to the floor. That would just really suck.

My dream job

When I was little like 5 or 6 I wanted to play in the NHL. Unfortunately that will probably never happen because I have never played hockey. It would of been pretty sweet. After that I wanted to work for a secret government agency and do some James Bond shit. And since the eighth grade I've wanted to direct movies, and will hopefully be doing that in the near future. I've been writing screenplays and shit like that since ninth grade. I finished my first screen play midway through freshmen year. It was a zombie movie that was horrible, I think it used the "fuck" word something like 300 plus times, and had some other raunchy stuff, but for being my first screenplay It was pretty good. Since then I've made a few movies, and written a ton.

pop rocks and soda

the biggest crock of shit ever. I once thought that I would burst like a bubble if I did that. So I did it to see what would really happen. Nothing, absolutely fucking nothing. Hell at least it doesn't work cause if it did I'd be dead.

Being a douche in the work place.

A fellow rite aid employee just texted me and asked if id like the take her shift Saturday morning. I should do the nice thing and take it because I know I don't already work, but I'm an asshole and don't want to wake up early Saturday morning and to to work. That would just really fucking suck. Although the money would be nice seeing that I just bought a new phone and now I'm broke as a joke. I think I'm just gonna do that asshole thing and not take the shit so I can enjoy my sleep.

Probably the best book ever

I started to read the novel Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk. It's a really good book and I think it should be a required reading in school. Although it doesn't really serve an educational purpose it's just really fun to read. It's pretty crazy, it's different from the movie. If you love you movie you should read the book, it costs $15.07 at Barnes and Noble. It's worth it though.

A Prick Monster Two-Faced Capitalist Suck-Ass Bastard

My boss informs me today that on Wednesday me and my fellow coworkers have to go to the Broome county health department for some stupid cigarette thing because this dumb bitch(obviously she was a high school drop out, you could tell because a box of pancake mix had more intelligence then her. She was only working part time, she did a pretty shitty job, normally she worked week days when there was little to no costumers cause she smelled really bad. And she was going no where with her sorry life.) that used to work at my place of employment failed a police sting and sold cigarettes to someone that was clearly under the age of 18. How the fuck does someone do something like that. It's store policy that if someone looks over the age of 27 we don't have to card if they look like they may be younger ask for id. It's quite simple to say may I please see your Id, but she obviously couldn't do that. I guess I shouldn't complain that much at least I'm getting paid for going there and wasting 3 hours of my time.