Taking a leak outdoors

Warning

I'm just forewarning readers that I use many different slang terms at the beginning of this to refer to male genitalia. So if you are uncomfortable with reading the word penis or any other form of word referencing that part of the male body I strongly suggest you do not read any further.




Because I am a guy I can pretty much piss any where because of my male part a.k.a penis, dick, cock, fuck stick, rod, shaft, Johnson, Jimmy, unit, peepee, dingle hopper, wang, etc. Its really fun to go outside and find a nice tree or bush and just whip it out and pee. I tend to use the toilet in the winter because its cold outside which then cause shrinkage, and nobody likes yellow snow thats just a dick move. But during the spring fall and summer, going outside to pee is really fun. I enjoy peeing of my deck, I really don't know why, its just a fun thing to do. The best part of peeing outside is the fact that you don't have to aim, You can just pee all over the place, obviously you still have to hold onto it to make sure you don't pee all over you leg or foot or pants, that would just suck. But you don't aim for the toilet bowl and what not. The only time one should aim them self outside would be if they were peeing in a large group, you wouldn't necessarily want to pee on the person next to you, and you don't really want that person to pee on you, unless you wanted to be a complete asshole. If thats the case don't come anywhere near me with a stream of urine coming out in my general direction because I'll fucking cut your fucking balls off and feed them to you. While peeing outside you always have to make sure your not peeing where people walk, don't whip it out and pee in the middle of someones else or your own backyard thats just really fucking stupid, and mean. Also make sure that you don't do it where a ton of people are because if anyone under the age of 18 sees your peepee you fucked. You become level three or some shit like that and one of those little flyers sent home in the mail and your life is fucked.