Haven't Really Blogged in a while...

I figured seeing that I haven't been on in a while I'd write something today. I'm pretty stoked that I don't have to go to school for the rest of the week and I got out early today. I'm trying really hard to find something I can bitch about but nothing is really coming to me. I'll find something good to rant about though. 

Stupid piece of shit computer...

For the last week or so my computer has been a piece of shit, so finally I've gotten the stupid fucking thing to work. Later today I will have some new blog posts.

Unreliable people

I can't stand stupid assholes that get you all hyped up and then they don't deliver.Two weeks in a row I've had a problem with some fuck face who can't come through with shit he said, which then makes me look bad. Its pretty fucking gay.

Taking a leak outdoors

Warning

I'm just forewarning readers that I use many different slang terms at the beginning of this to refer to male genitalia. So if you are uncomfortable with reading the word penis or any other form of word referencing that part of the male body I strongly suggest you do not read any further.




Because I am a guy I can pretty much piss any where because of my male part a.k.a penis, dick, cock, fuck stick, rod, shaft, Johnson, Jimmy, unit, peepee, dingle hopper, wang, etc. Its really fun to go outside and find a nice tree or bush and just whip it out and pee. I tend to use the toilet in the winter because its cold outside which then cause shrinkage, and nobody likes yellow snow thats just a dick move. But during the spring fall and summer, going outside to pee is really fun. I enjoy peeing of my deck, I really don't know why, its just a fun thing to do. The best part of peeing outside is the fact that you don't have to aim, You can just pee all over the place, obviously you still have to hold onto it to make sure you don't pee all over you leg or foot or pants, that would just suck. But you don't aim for the toilet bowl and what not. The only time one should aim them self outside would be if they were peeing in a large group, you wouldn't necessarily want to pee on the person next to you, and you don't really want that person to pee on you, unless you wanted to be a complete asshole. If thats the case don't come anywhere near me with a stream of urine coming out in my general direction because I'll fucking cut your fucking balls off and feed them to you. While peeing outside you always have to make sure your not peeing where people walk, don't whip it out and pee in the middle of someones else or your own backyard thats just really fucking stupid, and mean. Also make sure that you don't do it where a ton of people are because if anyone under the age of 18 sees your peepee you fucked. You become level three or some shit like that and one of those little flyers sent home in the mail and your life is fucked.

Organic Eye Drops

Seeing that I really can't think of anything to write about right now, I'm going to write about the fact that I have nothing to write about. I really hate sitting here trying to think of something witty to write about. It's a real fucking buzz kill, Its kind like taking a leak in the boys bathroom and some freshmen with improper urinal etiquette stands directly next to you, and then you catch the little fucker gawking at your junk. Its happened to me a few times and I'd really like to bitch slap the little bastard(s). Or when you have 573 hours 29 minutes and 46 seconds worth of music on your computer and nothing to listen to. Shit like that just sucks ass. But something that really kills a buzz is getting hit in the testicles or balls, nads, family jewels, junk, and other names that I can't currently think of. That really sucks, its the worst feeling ever, well I guess maybe not blue balls is probably the worst feeling ever but thats a muchly different topic. Anyways getting hit in the balls, it hurts Its funny to watch someone get hit but its never funny to get hit there.

Not looking forward to waking up tomorrow.

Tomorrow morning is really going to suck, It's the first time in a more then a week since if heard the annoying buzz of my fucking alarm clock. I really wish we didn't have to go to school, its goning to eat ass.

Rock Band

I just play the 4 most intense hours of rock band ever. It was pretty fucking sweet.